favorite regina spektor song
normie tier: on the radio, samson, better, us, fidelity
quirky tier: that time, patron saint, sailor song, grand hotel, small town moon, hotel song
weirdo tier: poor little rich boy, ode to divorce, folding chair, ne me quitte pas, human of the year
“that guy” tier: edit, 20 years of snow, music box, a cannon, carbon monoxide
pariah tier: après moi, rowboats, the flowers, oedipus, lacrimosa
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Anonymous asked:
are you a fed?
italian grandmother asking you this before making you a delicious meal
cigaledebois asked:
I read the “short term pleasure opportunities” post as an exhortation to get off tumblr and go study…it’s so applicable to so many situations…you must feel like Taylor swift
I DO. It’s also about saving money and not buying 15 bullshit purchases a day. We can think long term and hit our goals girls!
Gorls we neeeeeeed to start denying ourselves short term pleasure opportunities in favor of long term goals
The only long term goal is to become a saint. Everything else is secondary.
Ok!
Then Jesus said to his disciples, “Whoever wants to be my disciple must deny themselves and take up their cross and follow me.
- Matthew 16:24
Christianity is a slave religion
- Matthew 16:24
This post is about not eating a 4th Arab date cookie because I want to lose weight what is happening here
Anonymous asked:
hype culture works like this:
guy 1: i think they are making a new "Sweater"
guy 2: Im literally so excited, about this
i hope you can comprehend this
i dont knowwwwwww
Anonymous asked:
Definitely thirsting, but saying so publicly would be awkward for both of us.
BEEN THERE
i always keep this image on hand in case i find myself losing an argument online
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Blue state shows should get cool surprises like album announcements and special guests and red states should have only Me! and Christmas Tree Farm as surprise songs




